About

When speaking of his formative years in Ohio, Eric is often heard to compare the time with having one’s genitalia massaged by a cheese grater. Wishing to escape this sensation, he fled to the urban jungle of New York City where, for a reasonable fee and a modicum of discretion, a buxom young lady dressed as a Munich Beer Hall wench would massage his genitalia with a cheese grater.

Enjoying the urban spin on things, Eric remained in New Sodom for 10 years and countless layers of skin.

Abruptly changing his ways for the better, Eric married a woman that many rightly regard to be too good for him and left New York City after one too many things blew up while he lived there.

He currently resides in the Northwest Corner of Massachusetts with his amazing daughter and his equally amazing wife.

He does not own a cheese grater.

Anymore.

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